At least the deadly coronavirus pandemic has had one upside.
For unemployed Australians, the COVID-19 panic has meant a doubling of their take-home pay.
It's the first real dole increase the jobless have received since 1994.
As far as I can tell this is the only silver lining to an extremely large virus-shaped cloud. But it really is a ray of sunshine.
That said, as perhaps a million Australians are about to find out, the headline rate is only part of the reason the system is completely broken. From go to woah Centrelink fails this country's most vulnerable and needs fixing.
Let's just start with the (new) name: the "jobseeker allowance".
This reflects a long-standing furphy that the government wants everyone to work.
It flatly does not. In fact, it's longstanding bipartisan policy to keep about 700,000 Australians permanently off work.
Per government policy, if unemployment drops below about 5 per cent, the Reserve Bank jacks up interest rates, or the Commonwealth slashes spending until enough people are out of work to keep inflation stable.
Got it? They're not 'bludgers'. They're not 'lazy'. It's just policy. It wouldn't matter if everyone in the country was an unsleeping workaholic automaton, we'd just have a better-organised line outside Centrelink. If they weren't unemployed, you would be.
To my mind, government has a mutual responsibility to provide these normal, ordinary people they do not want to work a fairly generous public dole in return for their sacrifice without really too many strings attached.
Instead government does the opposite, forcing people to jump through endless hoops, perform often meaningless tasks and endure daily humiliation to receive what is objectively an inadequate amount of money, about $489.70 a week. Read some stories online at the Unemployed Workers' Union, they're horrific.
Worse, for years government has issued "robotdebts" - threatening legal notices demanding payment of debts it knew it wasn't owed. This fraud perpetuated on the country's most vulnerable only ended when the Federal Court last year ruled it was unlawful.
Let's be clear: the system isn't miserly and predatory in order to encourage people to work. It is predatory and miserly because government believes it should be.
In my opinion that is a bad thing.
I think in one of the world's wealthiest nations every single person should be able to easily afford rent, food and electricity without major stress no matter their circumstances, by right.
And next month, for the first time in living memory, they will. In April the dole will be set to $1100 a fortnight, care of the government's $66 billion coronavirus stimulus. Pop the champagne.
Mind you Prime Minister Scott Morrison says this increase will be temporary, halving again when the coronavirus crisis ends.
If the Commonwealth really does this, it should be asked to justify this choice to throw people back onto an unfair system that traps them into financial distress on the merits, without reference to jobs they don't want people to get.
- Andrew Messenger is an ACM journalist. He spent about six months on Newstart a few years ago and has vowed never to go back.