While the One Percenters have never prided themselves on their clean delivery - on or off the field - this week's podcast is as close to a shambles as it comes.
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Maybe they should have taken another week off.
There was blunders, stutters and even retakes after one of the hosts - it was Ben - said a word they'd never let go to air.
But amongst all the stumbles, there are some pieces of gold.
Savannah Shepherd stopped by for a fast five and Jem Nash made a welcome return to the podcast when he interviewed Moree teammate Ash Jones - or is it Adam (disclaimer: it is definitely Ash) - for a manic minute.
As well as all that, Ben Jaffrey and Billy Jupp discuss last weekend's matches as well as the upcoming round.
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We'd also love to see your photos. If you have any you'd like included in future editions of The One Percenters Podcast, you can send them to ben.jaffrey@fairfaxmedia.com.au or billy.jupp@fairfaxmedia.com.au.
- All scores and statistics sourced from SportsTG
MEN
TAMWORTH SWANS
Goal Kickers: D. Gericke 6, N. Bradburn 2, J. Verdouw 2, C. Betts, A. Finlay, S. Spokes , C. Kelly
Best Players: J. Taylor, L. Dunn, C. Kelly, A. Cruickshank, C. Betts, N. Bacon
NEW ENGLAND NOMADS
Goal Kickers: A. Quail 5, D. Richards 3, T. Moscou, I. Graham, J. Treweeke, A. Gray
Best Players: J. Petrascu, C. Barker, A. Gray, D. Moore, T. Moscou, H. Munday
INVERELL SAINTS
Goal Kickers: D. Baldwin 2, H. Chappel 2, L. Martin 2, J. Desborough-Graham, M. Gobbert, N. Hughes, T. Desborough
Best Players: A. Pages, S. Kimmince, J. Mcilwain, T. Desborough, R. Wilson, H. Chappel
TAMWORTH KANGAROOS
Goal Kickers: E. Bowen 5, G. Vallender, J. Vallender, A. McDonald, D. Overeem
Best Players: J. Worpel, E. Bowen, J. Hathway, L. Robinson, R. Nixon, A. McDonald
TOP GOALSCORERS
Elliot Bowen (Kangaroos) 56
Jacob Spackman (Gunnedah) 41
Angus Quail (Nomads) 29
David Richards (Nomads) 26
Lachie White (Saints) 25
Michael Gould (Saints) 23
Joseph Kimmince (Saints) 20
Joshua Desborough-Graham (Inverell) 18
Marli Gobbert (Saints) 18
Garry Briggs (Gunnedah) 17
DRAW
Suns v Swans
Saints v Bulldogs
WOMEN
TAMWORTH SWANS
Goal Kickers: O. Climpson 2, S. Pannowitz 2, S. Koukides, B. Mitchell
Best Players: S. Koukides, L. Lamrock, B. Hughes, S. Pannowitz, M. Pearce , D. George
NEW ENGLAND NOMADS
Goal Kickers: C. Cummings, G. Treloar
Best Players: G. Treloar, K. Brown, C. Cummings, C. D'Gluyas, S. Goodenough, J. Conn
INVERELL SAINTS
Goal Kickers: G. Mooney 3, G. Strang, T. Saunders, S. Press, S. Kastelein, C. McCosker
Best Players: S. Press, L. Matheson, K. Hamilton, J. Howie, J. Pay, G. Mooney
TAMWORTH KANGAROOS
Goal Kickers: S. Campbell, H. Bronger
Best Players: M. Barton , H. Bronger, L. Smith, K. Greenland, N. Deaves, S. Campbell
TOP GOALSCORERS
Clare McCosker (Saints) 22
Gabrielle Mooney (Saints) 17
Shannon Campbell (Kangaroos) 15
Katherine Penberthy (Saints) 10
Kyla Hamilton (Saints) 9
Clare Cummings (Nomads) 8
Hannah Bronger (Kangaroos) 7
Leah Macdonald (Nomads) 7
Carissa Baldwin (Saints) 6
DRAW
Saints v Kangaroos
UNDER 17S
RESULTS
Inverell Saints 110 d Tamworth Roosters 37
TOP GOALSCORERS
Daniel Brown (Moree) 34
Camden Sparke-Gaukroger (Inverell) 14
Dylan Moore (Nomads) 13
Nicholas Fisher (Moree) 13
Connor Willams (Suns) 12
Will George (Roosters) 12
Riley Sandral (Inverell) 10
Cameron Holton (Roosters) 9
Will Mclachlan (Inverell) 9
DRAW
Saints v Nomads
Suns v Roosters
UNDER 14S
RESULTS
Glen Innes Celts 2.3 (15) d Inverell Saints 1.1 (7)
Inverell Saints 7.7 (49) d Tamworth Roosters 1.0 (6)
Tamworth Roosters 5.2 (32) d Glen Innes Celts 1.0 (6)
Inverell Saints 3.4 (22) d Glen Innes Celts 2.4 (16)
Inverell Saints 6.3 (39) d Tamworth Roosters 0.2 (2)
Tamworth Roosters 7.6 (48) d Glen Innes Celts 1.0 (6)
TOP GOALSCORERS
George Wood (Saints) 33
Munroe Wood (Saints) 23
Joshua Vallender (Roosters) 19
Cooper Taveira (Saints) 15
Oliver Quinn (Celts) 12
Alexander Morgan-Giles (Roosters) 8
Chase Waters (Roosters) 8
Gregory Sieber (Celts) 8
Liam Bramley (Roosters) 8
Ashton Mcconnell (Celts) 7
DRAW
Celts v Roosters