This promise by the prime minister to “shirtfront” Vladimir Putin is fascinating.
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The Russian ambassador runs to his Macquarie Dictionary and finds that “shirtfronting” is apparently allowable under Australian Rules.
Not sure whether these are sommonwealth or state rules?
Apparently these peculiar Australian Rules allow someone to head-butt an opponent and knock him to the round and win the contest.
Oh . It’s only a game, is it?
Well I will suggest to my worthy president that he invite the Australian prime minister to take part in one of Russia’s famous games — Russian roulette!
But we hear that Mister Putin is pretty smart at judo.
Do you wear budgie smugglers for that?
Bill Forrest
South Tamworth